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Facts and humor about living in Salt Lake City;
Exclamations:
The following are phrases that mean, in general English,
"oh my goodness".
Oh my heck!
If it's really amazing, you'll need to expand upon the basic with:
Oh my go to heck, Oh my heck all Friday, or
Oh my holy crap
Adding the word "for" to an adjective:
for rude, for cute, for neat, for ignernt
(see item 2)
Something that is too precious for words is "Fer
cuuuute!" (note the pronunciation of the word
"for", and the drawn-out adjective)
Ignernt, as in "He was so ignernt to me." (a derivitive
of the word "ignorant", but it really means "rude")
"You Bet" means "of course".
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Words
Pertaining to the Liquor Laws
Brown Bagging - the practice of bringing your
own liquor or wine to the table
Private Club - in other places, this establishment would be called a
bar where liquor is sold. In Utah, in order to serve liquor, the place
has to be designated a "Private Club".
Special clarification from K. Nelson
(Not entirely true). It just seems like it. When the Legislature banned
smoking from ALL public establishments (restaurants etc) several years
back, that meant the bars, too. The only way they could get around that
law was to declare themselves private clubs and charge embers an entrance
fee. That's why most liquor establishments are Private Clubs. The liquor
part is only secondary.
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Antidepressants
Common in Utah
For some time it has been known that Utah has had a high rate of antidepressant
drug usage. Now this theory has been confirmed in a national study showing
how antipressant drugs are prescribed twice as often in Utah than any
other state, including three times higher than New York and New Jersey.
The study, which was released last summer and updated in January, was
done by tabulating prescription orders. Its authenticity was confirmed
by Dr. Curtis Canning, the president of the Utah Psychiartic Assn. Saying
he had "some hunches" about why Utah ranked so high despite
the fact that 70 percent of its residents are Mormon, Dr. Canning said,
"In Mormondom, there is a social expectation--particularly among
the females--to put on a mask, say 'Yes' to everything that comes at
her and hide the misery and pain. I call it the 'Mother of Zion' syndrome.
You are supposed to be perfect because Mrs. Smith across the street
can do it and she has three more kids than you and her hair is always
in place. I think the cultural issue is very real. There is the expectation
that you should be happy, and if you're not happy, you're failing."
Because Mormonism "requires perfection and
the public presentation of a happy face, whatever may be happening privately,"
many try to hide their struggles and are therefore in need of the mood-altering
drugs. One 71-year-old Utah woman says she has no problem getting prescriptions
for her drugs. "Look around, you can easily find people who take
them," she said. "I think it's the cultural environment. Most
men here would just as soon their wives take pills than bother to delve
into the problems, and maybe find out they might have something to do
with the problems." The woman's three grown children are also addicted.
Another Utah woman said she quit the drugs after 15 years of use. "It's
like Happy Valley here," she said, describing the Salt Lake Valley.
"It's a scary place sometimes. People don't talk about their problems.
Everything is always rosy. That's how we got ourselves into this mess--we're
good at ignoring things."
Besides the high usage of antidepressants, Utah
also leads the nation in the use of narcotic painkillers such as codeine
and morphine-based drugs. (LA Times, 2/20/02)
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